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04/08/1467 The Crown suspends and dissolves the House of Parliament


Westminster, England (KAP) – The King/Queen of England Frankie Gulliero suspends and dissolves the House of Parliament for thirty days. That was announced on the 3th of August by the Prince of Wales, Pocket Peveril Jones.

It is a very surprising move from the Crown of England: closing the primary legislative body of government in the kingdom.

The announcement said that: ‘After carefully examining the Laws of England, Gods Etiquettes and the laws made by the critters’ the King/Queen decided to close the House of Parliament for a period of thirty days.

Every discussion or vote will be continued when the House is reopened. While parliament is closed the Crown stated they will take full control and expel all the Members of Parliament.

The Count of Westmorland, Florianos Blackwell, reacted on the announcement as ‘’an absolute unprecedented madness.’’. While also saying the crown does not has the right to close the House of Parliament and even called for their resignation.

In a direct mail correspondence with the King/Queen KAP asked for the reason to take this measure: ‘’It has been temporary closed for 30 days, since they seem to be abusing their powers. They desire to remove fully the powers of the monarch in a vendetta, since they do not like that I use the laws as they are meant to be used, and since it's not in their favor, they wish to punish me. Simply obey the laws and obey the crown.’’

Commenting on the judicial side of the dissolvement: ‘’I have went through every charter, law and etiquette there is out there, none of them forbid me to do it. Like I said. If they wish to retaliate after they broke the laws, by removing the powers of the monarch, I won't allow it especially not while I am in the infirmary. That is too low, even for them.’’

This decision will -undoubtedly- have huge political consequences and sharpen the relations within the Kingdom.

Severus. Hohenzollern for KAP.

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